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Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
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I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
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I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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