He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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