I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
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totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
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How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
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