i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Can you repeat that, but with context?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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