I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
i just had sex bonerless
I think I am morally bankrupt
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Randomize
