i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
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