What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Randomize
