susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Randomize
