i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
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