How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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