her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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