So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
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if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
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Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
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Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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