its not stalking. its research.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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