ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
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No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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