I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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