i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
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