Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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