oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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