my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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