This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
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He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
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WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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