I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
Randomize
