My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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