NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
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Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
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What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I pour the whiskey from now on
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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