thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.