I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
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If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
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I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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