I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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