I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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