Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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