This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
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So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
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He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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