so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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