her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
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my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
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Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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