Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
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Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
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Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
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