Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
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