also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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