Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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