Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
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You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
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That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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