How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
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theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
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I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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