Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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