she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
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Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
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I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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