Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
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I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
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You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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