It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
did you just send me my own nude
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Randomize
