please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
that may or may not have been my penis.
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