i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
Randomize