He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
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Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
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Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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