So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Randomize
