i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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