I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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