I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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