At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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