good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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