There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
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We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
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Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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