a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
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drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
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I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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