she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
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Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
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Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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