This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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