i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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