I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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